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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Has a cop ever said something to you which was completely unexpected?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Have you ever had a bad gut feeling about someone and it was right?
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Microsoft’s New Windows 11 Start Menu Is Finally Worth Exploring
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading